when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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