That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went