i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner