I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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