need another drink. this is the easiest way
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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