oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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