I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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