If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think my moral compass just broke
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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