so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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