Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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