listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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