apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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