Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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