Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?