I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
foreskin is a definite game changer
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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