Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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