I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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