i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I smell stomach acid.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner