great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.