I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.