i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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