Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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