just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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