it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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