I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Too much gin, very little bucket
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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