I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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