We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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