my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
