I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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