Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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