I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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