every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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