oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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