you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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