1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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