What a fucking waste of an outfit
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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