it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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