Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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