They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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