kristin has been a bad kristin
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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