I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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