The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"