So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out