bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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