I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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