I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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