david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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