just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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