You work out of a Hotel?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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