I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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