The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize