That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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