All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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