Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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